Ted tells me that I have many good qualities, actually too many to mention.
Punctuality is NOT one of them. He tells me his middle names are "patient" and "wait". I always arrive late no matter where I go, work? Well, "I used to get there when I got there", church, after they start singing. You get the picture! Ted might be sitting in the living room with his coat on and as punishment with his shoes on my white carpet!! I tell him: "Well it takes me longer everyday to come up with "this"!
On my obituary it will read, "In honour of Trudy, her funeral will start when you get there!"
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Humility isn't one of those qualities.
Actually, I pride myself on my humility, one of my greatest virtues!
No wonder we get along so well together. I am usually late everywhere I go too.
Your comment shows just the opposite of what you say.
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