How to Get Rid of Your Pastor
Look your Pastor straight in the eye while he is preaching and say "Amen!" once in a while. He will preach himself to death within a few months.
Pat your Pastor on the back and brag about his good points. He will soon work himself to death.
Rededicate your life to Christ and ask your Pastor for a job in the church. He'll die of heart failure.
Pray for your Pastor every day. He will soon become so effective that some larger church will take him off your hands.
2 comments:
One of the first things they taught us in Bible School was that the way to get better teaching was to sit in the front row and take notes. If the pastor/speaker/teacher realizes you're paying attention, they're more likely to prepare better.
hahaha this is also very funny, I will not pray for this poor Pastor....
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