Funny

When a cowboy applied for an insurance policy, the agent asked,
"Have you ever had any accidents?"
After a moment's reflection, the applicant responded,
"Nope, but a bronc did kick in two of my ribs last summer,
and a couple of years ago a rattlesnake bit me on the ankle."

"Wouldn't you call those accidents?"
replied the puzzled agent.
"Naw," the cowboy said, "they did it on purpose!"