A couple notices a pet-shop sign advertising CHRISTIAN PUPPIES. Their interest pigued, they go inside. "How do you know they're Christian?" they ask.
"Watch," says the owner, who tells one of the dogs, "Fetch the Bible." The dog runs to the desk, grabs the Bible and returns. Putting the Bible on the floor, the owner says, "Find Psalm 23." The dog flips the pages with a paw until he reaches the right page. Amazed, the couple buys the dog.
That evening they invite friends over and have the dog do his routine. Impressed one visitor asks. "Does he also know regular commands?" " Gee," replies the husband, "we didn't even ask."
He tells the dog, "Sit." The dog sits.
"Lie down." The dog lies down.
"Roll over." The dog rolls over.
"Heel." The dog jumps on the sofa, puts both paws on the owner's forhead and bows his head. The wife exclaims, "He's Pentecostal!"
4 comments:
haha!
Hee hee hee....
A young lad was visiting a church for the first time, checking all the announcements and posters along the walls.
When he came to a group of pictures of men in uniform, he asked a nearby usher, "Who are all those men in the pictures?"
The usher replied, "Why, those are our boys who died in the service".
Dumbfounded, the youngster asked, "Was that the morning service or the evening service?"
I love those pic-me-ups. They keep me laughing.
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