Chuckle

A preacher had a sermon about,"Forgiving your enemies".
After having spoken for about 15 min. he asked his congregation, were they ready to forgive?
About half raised a hand. Being disappointed he figured he'd better explain the matter a bit more and asked the question again. Now all, but one lady, raised a hand.

"Mrs. Jones," he asked: "Please come up front and tell us why you are not able to forgive your enemies?"(He figured the poor soul needed some prayer!)
The 95 year old slowly made her way up to the front.

Then replied: "I don't have any, 'cause I outlived them all!"