Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!

This one is for everyone who...
a) has kids
b) had kids
c) was a kid
d) knows a kid
e) is going to have kids.
I guess that means all of us!!

I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a

wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said: "Daddy, look at this" ,

and stuck out two of her fingers.

Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said: "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers," pretending to eat them.

I went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing on the bed

staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.

I asked: "What's wrong, honey?"
She replied: "Hey, what happened to my booger?"