Us

This afternoon we were driving in the car, me wearing my new "Sarah Palin 8001 designer" glasses.

I said: "I am not happy with them, they seem crooked."

Ted said: "at least that is what I thought he said, "Sweetheart call these people up and tell them you can't see your husband." I looked at him, thought for a minute, what? Can't see my husband? (Thinking they are not that bad).

Ted: "No, no, I said they need some adjustment!"