This is just us!

The other day when Ted and I were shopping at WalMart,

I asked him: “ Hey schat do you smell anything?” (Schat means dear)

Ted: “Nope, can't say I do!”

Me: “Well I do!”

Ted: “ May be there are terrorists in the store, better get out!”

I have a keen sense of smell, I am able to pick up odours where no one has tread before.

If my brain were as alert as my sense of smell, I'd be a genius!

This morning again I asked him, do you smell anything?

I have to mention because of the Parkinson's Ted lost some sense of smell.

Nevertheless, not wanting to give in to this particular shortcoming of his,

his answer was, “I am capable of separating the oxygen molecules.

Huh? Never heard that before!